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• I was so drunk last night I actually brushed my teeth with a bottle of Jack. MLIA

  January 23, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I don’t live in Sharp. FML.

  January 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I waded through mid-calf deep water to get to class. FML

  February 8, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• New Orleans weather. FML

  February 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I hated high school, now that I’m in college I have no friends, and its a worse experience, FML.

  February 10, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 6:50 pm on February 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    hahahaha, you suck

• I was so drunk that some girl was blowing me in front of JL. Then, the girl I really like comes back from dropping off a friend, catching me with my pants down. FML

  January 29, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Miley Cyrus is playing again at Bruff. FML

  January 21, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Matt 10:03 am on January 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    you should be honored that miley chose to bless you

  • popo 11:59 pm on January 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I don’t like child. give me more shakira~~~~~~`

  • Bruff Magic 5:15 pm on February 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Fuck you, I requested that song

• I hooked up with this really hot girl last night. I was so happy until I read FML.com and found out she wrote about our hookup. FML

  January 23, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • popo 11:58 pm on January 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    hahahaha

• While swimming back to my dorm, I lost my sock.

  February 8, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I’m still a virgin…at tulane…FML.

  January 21, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • popo 11:58 pm on January 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    me too~~~~~~~~~~~~don’t worry you will get laid.

• i woke up in the middle of the night, and I saw my roommate’s INNER ASS ‘dangling’ off the bed. FML

  February 8, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I live in Sharp. FML.

  January 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I was talking with a girl I really like and was trying to figure out if she liked me back. So I asked her who she liked and she winked at me and said alcohol always brings out the truth. That night after she got fucked up, she fucked my roommate instead. And he knew I liked her. FML

  January 29, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• My parents are coming down for Mardi Gras. To get THEIR party on. FML

  January 23, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • POpo 11:57 pm on January 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    great~~~~

• I had a flight on 2/12 to pennsylvania, but because of the weather, my flight was cancelled. As a result, my new flight gets in at midnight. All the car rentals in harrisburg close b4 midnight…so much for suprising my girlfriend for valentines…FML

  February 11, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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