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• i got my period while i was in the middle of fucking some guy. fml

  March 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• One word. Piledriving. FML.

  March 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I had a flight on 2/12 to pennsylvania, but because of the weather, my flight was cancelled. As a result, my new flight gets in at midnight. All the car rentals in harrisburg close b4 midnight…so much for suprising my girlfriend for valentines…FML

  February 11, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I hated high school, now that I’m in college I have no friends, and its a worse experience, FML.

  February 10, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 6:50 pm on February 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    hahahaha, you suck

• I waded through mid-calf deep water to get to class. FML

  February 8, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• i woke up in the middle of the night, and I saw my roommate’s INNER ASS ‘dangling’ off the bed. FML

  February 8, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• While swimming back to my dorm, I lost my sock.

  February 8, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I’m coming next year and can’t figure out whether to live in monroe or sharp. MLIA

  February 4, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Derp 12:58 pm on February 14, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Monroe, u dark skinned fiend

• New Orleans weather. FML

  February 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I dont go to tulane but my parents think I do… they are coming down for Mardi Gras. FML

  February 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I was talking with a girl I really like and was trying to figure out if she liked me back. So I asked her who she liked and she winked at me and said alcohol always brings out the truth. That night after she got fucked up, she fucked my roommate instead. And he knew I liked her. FML

  January 29, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I was talking with a girl I really like and was trying to figure out if she liked me back. So I asked her who she liked and she winked at me and said alcohol always brings out the truth. That night after she got fucked up, she fucked my roommate instead. And he knew I liked her. FML

  January 29, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I was so drunk that some girl was blowing me in front of JL. Then, the girl I really like comes back from dropping off a friend, catching me with my pants down. FML

  January 29, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I was so drunk last night I actually brushed my teeth with a bottle of Jack. MLIA

  January 23, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• My parents are coming down for Mardi Gras. To get THEIR party on. FML

  January 23, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • POpo 11:57 pm on January 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    great~~~~